George W Bush

This is of course, another of the unending concerns of us all, post 9/11. For years the simplicity and integrity of our blessed 1/2 hp door opener has kept the parts-of-walls-where there-is-no-wall firmly closed or open depending on moral outlook. 9/11 has changed all that, the arising instability in the Middle and Far East threatens of very way of opening doors. In the 21st Century are we expected to use of mere hands, muscles and arms to open a door!! Think again Osama. Freedom loving people of this country need and love the practicality of a door opener. It has therefore been one of the toughest yet I feel most reighteous, of the decisions I have had to make since becoming President. I will not rest, the fight will go on, our lives will be free. And we will close all the doors!